Confessions of an office dullard

Well, this is my 4th day at work . . . the first two days I had a headache. Staring at not one, but two computer screens at the same time can really mess with your eyes.

Day 1
My hands are warm and clammy as I walk into the building to meet Brad, my new employer. I don't know what to work on, but I'll persevere. My eyes are starting to have a slight tingling sensation.

Day2
My body is sinking more and more into the contours of my chair every hour that I sit stagnent; huntched over; squinting. The job isn't really that bad. In fact I quite enjoy it. My eyes are feeling really weird though. They're starting to hurt a bit.

Day3
....My eyes, oohhhh the pain!! They burn with a furious passion that has me wondering how much longer I can go before they melt in their sockets. ....so..much...........presssssurree!!

Day4
I woke up feeling great this morning. I faintly remembered feeling better all the sudden in the middle of the night when the pain was unbearably at its worst. As I Look in the bathroom mirror I notice some yellow semi-transparent substance all around the crevices of my eyes and running down my cheeks. Is it just ordinary eye goo? No . . . . it's something completely different, but what I don't know.

TO BE CONTINUED . . .